My thoughts on sports and life

After the mass hysteria that follows week one of the NFL season, week two is a breath of fresh air. Apparently a rookie quarterback who played a great opener isn't necessarily destined for the Hall of Fame just yet, and one who struggled in his first game just might not be a bust. A team that looked like world beaters in week one might not be Super Bowl ready yet, and if your favorite team started 0-1, they might not be destined for the top overall pick in next year's draft. Let's let the season play out a little. In week two: Brady's smoking, the Colts croaking, and the Giants choking...again. Here we go. 32. Saints: Too many tasteless hurricane jokes are coming to mind, so I'm just going to say the Saints are bad, and leave it at that. 31. Bears: Jay Cutler getting injured trying to tackle an opponent in the process of returning an interception for a touchdown is the most Bears play ever. 30. Texans: Can Jadeveon Clowney play quarterback?  29. Lions...

First of all, I should explain, for those of you who have never had the privilege  opportunity to read my power rankings. These things are done by nearly every group of idiots  major sports news service, and are a fun read, but ultimately useless. It is my contention that anybody can sit down and do a ranking and be just as valid as the best sportswriter on the planet. Therefore, a few years ago, I sat down and decided to screw around  have some fun with it. Power rankings are a joke, so I decided to literally make it so. So, once again, I present to you my own NFL power rankings, where I make fun of as many people as possible in the process. The new NFL season is finally here, and after a brief period of rejoicing, fans immediately moved on to panic and overreaction. Optimism and hope quickly turned to gloom and doom. It could be a fascinating psychological study. Your favorite team is either undefeated or hasn't even won a game yet. While week one is only a small part...