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Top 10...Bottom 5: Week 2

Week 2 has come and gone, and helped clarify....nothing. The Patriots, Ravens, Cowboys and Jets all looked like world-beaters in week one, yet lost this week. The biggest story might be the replacement referees, whose constant reviewing and discussing have led to every game lasting slightly longer than a trip to a buffet with JaMarcus Russell. They're also losing complete control of games, and each contest winds up looking like a tour of the Jets locker room. The new hottest stat this season should be the blood pressure of the coaches, and I'lll be shocked if we don't have at least one head coach go on a murderous rampage before the season ends. Anyway, here are the week 2 (and sure to drastically change next week) rankings. TOP TEN 1. San Francisco 49ers-Come one. Come all. There is plenty of room on the Alex Smith bandwagon. Side note: Aldon Smith needs to find some new friends. 2. Atlanta Falcons-Their defense made Peyton Manning look like, well, Eli Manning. 3. Hous...

Top Ten...Bottom Five

Week 2 has come and gone, and helped clarify....nothing. The Patriots, Ravens, Cowboys and Jets all looked like world-beaters in week one, yet lost this week. The biggest story might be the replacement referees, whose constant reviewing and discussing have led to every game lasting slightly longer than a trip to a buffet with JaMarcus Russell. They're also losing complete control of games, and each contest winds up looking like a tour of the Jets locker room. The new hottest stat this season should be the blood pressure of the coaches, and I'lll be shocked if we don't have at least one head coach go on a murderous rampage before the season ends. Anyway, here are the week 2 (and sure to drastically change next week) rankings. [B]TOP TEN[/B] 1. San Francisco 49ers-Come one. Come all. There is plenty of room on the Alex Smith bandwagon. Side note: Aldon Smith needs to find some new friends. 2. Atlanta Falcons-Their defense made Peyton Manning look like, well, Eli Manning. ...