I confess

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I confess when I was 20 years old, I could play basketball 1-on-1 with anybody. Failing to play in high school is one of my biggest regrets.
I confess Seinfeld is the greatest show of all time.
I confess werewolves were what went bump in the night at my house. They scared me then, and quite frankly, they scare me now.
I confess I was far too nervous to ask out girls that I liked in school.
I confess I have always used humor to cover up my insecurities.
I confess I am a big baby when I'm sick.
I confess I have had some of the dumbest pets ever during my lifetime.
I confess I would watch sports 24 hours a day if it were possible.
I confess I love to play fantasy football, but hate losing, and usually regret playing.
I confess on a related note, I'm a very sore loser.
I confess if Duke, the Dallas Cowboys, Notre Dame, the New York Yankees, or the Lakers win their respective championships, it ruins my year.
I confess I'd love to try sky diving, but I'd probably piss my pants on the way down.
I confess a majority of people can't drive, and it pisses me off daily.
I confess I can't even watch or read a news story about a child being hurt without it ruining my day.
I confess the thought of my kids being hurt or sick keeps me up some nights.
I confess I have a hard time believing in a God who allows such suffering.
I confess the song Butterly Kisses makes me cry every single time.
I confess I am a walking advertisement of why pot is a terrible idea, as my memory is completely shot.
I confess I have a 132 IQ, but very little patience to sit and study, and flunked out of college because of it.
I confess I often feel like a colossal failure who never realized his full potential, to the detriment of his family.
I confess I don't think I'm good enough for my wife.
I confess I do watch Jersey Shore.
I confess I don't know how people who don't have a DVR manage to survive.
I confess I am a comic book dork.
I confess life really is like a box of chocolates.
I confess if you have boobs..then I want to see them.
I confess I always look for the good in people, but some people just don't have any good in them.
I confess I often start things, but don't finish them because I'm afraid of failing, or that it won't be good enough when it's finished.
I confess I love to write-songs, stories, opinions, blogs, etc-but I really don't think they're very good.
I confess I'm scared that people won't like me.
I confess I'm scared of being alone.
I confess that I hope nobody reads this.

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